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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Leap over zombies with the greatest of ease!

Poweriser Jumping Stilts

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.


 

 
Flemish Giant Rabbit
Rabbits make great pets, but they make even better rabbit jerky. Oversized, full of fuzz, and a ton of love. Just like my ex-wife. Except I’d get in trouble if I ever made my wife into a stew. As much as I wanted to.
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foxgun
After society crumbles and takes the convenience stores with it, food is gonna be tough to come by. Even if you live on a farm filled with food, chances are you’re not gonna be able to protect it for long. So you’ll basically have 2 choices for staying fat and happy - Hunting/Gathering or Stockpiling.
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SmallGame
We all know that we’re not gonna be able to walk into a Burger King and order up a Whopper when society crumbles. We shouldn’t be doing it now. But WTF? They do it our way and I like options - so heres a few we thought to share.
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EDC Kit
With screwdrivers, tweezers, pry bar and a lighter, the EDC Kit by Kaufman Mercantile has everything you need to screw, pry, pluck or burn all on one key ring. It’s a janitor’s wet dream. When the S hits the F, don’t get caught digging through your wife’s make-up drawer looking for tweezers.
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Take a look at your zombie apocalypse survival team. Because if any of the following five types are sitting around the lantern, you are in deep shit, buddy.
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Zombies-Run
With the new interactive workout app Zombies, Run! and a pair of earbuds you can turn your morning jog into your morning escape... from zombies. Dodge zombies, collect supplies and stock your safe house all while working on your figure. Use nature's #1 incentive to get into shape... don't get eaten.
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