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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.


 

 
LOTR Zombies
Lord of the Rank. Zombie Wars. Indiana Bones. The Princess Died. Neatoshop is your destination for the entire Zombie Cinema Poster series by Matt Busch. You'll find all your favorites... all your favorites and Twilight.
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TextNWalk
Gone are the days of looking up to see if you’re walking into an ambush while you text “LOL! :-) Zombie, K? BRB.” With the Type n Walk app on your iPhone your text screen is see through. It also makes texting while driving much safer.
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Zombie Science Lecture 1Z
While the US still can’t decide whether or not global warming is real, our cousins across the pond are already planning for the very real near-future with an in-depth lecture series on the science of zombies. Check out the videos on zombiescience.co.uk and start planning your trip to the UK.
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TruckerTool
When you’re two hours behind schedule hauling a load of ding-dongs to Tuscaloosa, an empty milk jug and a bottle of OTC Amphetamines is a trucker's friend. But when SHTF and a gang of hungry looters is bearing down on your stash, you’re gonna prefer to have this Trucker’s Friend in-hand.
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Arrow Precision Fury Crossbow Kit
Think you can outlast your supply of bullets? Not likely. Not if you’ve got Teriyaki Turkey Jerky and me and my hungry tummy-tum are carrying an Arrow Precision Inferno Fury Crossbow. Arm yourself with this beast to make sure you outlast your jerky supply.
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Goggles
These SWAT TEC Tactical Goggles are anti-fogging and impact resistant. Not only will they protect your face and eyes from the concentrated UV rays beaming through what used to be our ozone layer, but they’re tinted so nobody can see you cry if you stub your toe.
$19
Via Amazon
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