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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Leap over zombies with the greatest of ease!

Poweriser Jumping Stilts

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.


 

 
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Hope For Zombies. Not in the way that you sit around pining for the invasion to begin. But if you believe in math and logic, things we feel pretty strongly about here at HFZ, then you probably agree that something could, and very likely will, happen that turns our world upside down and shakes the [...]
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RothcoHelmet
This is the same helmet riot squads wear for protection. And we’ve never heard of a SWAT team member’s brains being eaten by a zombie. We're not saying it’s definitely because of the helmet, but we're not saying it isn’t.
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BMFirstAid
This small first aid kit by Best Made is one functional piece of art. With everything you need to treat your wounds after a knife fight, it’s less Picasso and more back-alley tattoo parlor. Constructed out of solid American steel this sexy little box is sure to outlast you.
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Shades Of Decay
The “Shades of Decay” coloring book is the perfect distraction for any kid stuck in the back of an SUV tearing ass down the highway from city to decrepit city. Take pride in them saying “Can I kill yet?” instead of annoying you with “Are We There Yet?”
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Joerg Sprave’s high powered, counter-weighted, combination slingshot-spike hammer comes equipped with a skull ejector to help solve that age old problem “If I smash a zombie skull with a spike hammer, how do I get the spike out?”
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Goggles
These SWAT TEC Tactical Goggles are anti-fogging and impact resistant. Not only will they protect your face and eyes from the concentrated UV rays beaming through what used to be our ozone layer, but they’re tinted so nobody can see you cry if you stub your toe.
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