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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.


 

 
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If you look around the room and you don’t spot at least ten weapons, you’re fucked. Zombie Go Boom is an all inclusive weapons tutorial on what will and won’t work when you’re attacked. Or you can watch Mythbusters and learn if you can trap a fart in a jar.
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Agilite Injured Personnel Carrier
An injured buddy can’t fold up and fit in your pocket. Thankfully, the Injured Personal Carrier by Agilite can. The IPC is now standard gear for Israeli soldiers and is perfect for hikers and survivalists alike. Turn your broken buddy into a human backpack to get him to safety, or just get him off your bathroom floor after a crazy party.
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TruckerTool
When you’re two hours behind schedule hauling a load of ding-dongs to Tuscaloosa, an empty milk jug and a bottle of OTC Amphetamines is a trucker's friend. But when SHTF and a gang of hungry looters is bearing down on your stash, you’re gonna prefer to have this Trucker’s Friend in-hand.
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walkingmadmen
AMC's Mad Men meets AMC's The Walking Dead in this hilarious spoof that highlights all our favorite nuances and inconsistencies in both universes. Rick Grimes vs. Zombie Don Draper. Who do you think wins this matchup? We've witnessed the match-up and can honestly say we see no clear victor.
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Geiger Counter Smart Phone
Photos, texting, internet, mail, blogging, gaming, turning your smart phone into a glowstick. Sure, there's an app for all that. But can any of those save your life? Other than the glowstick? The REAL RadiactivityCounter uses your camera sensor to warn you of nuclear fallout quicker than even your Twitter feed.
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Zombie Survival Kit Sardine Can
With 25 essential survival items in a pocket-sized container, this sardine can has everything you could want to live through an undead uprising. Well, everything except some sardines. And, until the zombies ascend from their graves, it'll look pretty badass sitting next to that Trucker's Friend on your mantle.
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