This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.