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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Leap over zombies with the greatest of ease!

Poweriser Jumping Stilts

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.


 

 
HowToSpeakZombie
To save a buck, all post-apocalypse tech-support call centers will be staffed with super cheap zombies. And they don’t speak english too good. You could get upset, or get on with your call by learning How To Speak Zombie thanks to this book by Steve Mockus.
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zombiefit
A swarm of runners is sailing down the street. Who survives: the 300 pound thick-neck who can squat 1200lbs, or the parkour expert that can scale a building without rope? Check out Zombie Fit for a daily Crossfit workout designed for anyone. Do it now. There’s a new 300lb. thick-neck zombie on your heels.
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escrima72
While you guys are out having fun with your friends I’m sitting at home doing the necessary research that could save your life when SHTF. I’ve discovered these martial arts that anyone but a quadruple amputee can do, and everyone should learn. You’re welcome.
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Grandma Annihilator
This ain’t your grandma’s wrecking bar. Oh, your grandma doesn’t have a wrecking bar? Well if she can’t bust her way into a locked house when the zombies are encroaching, it’s her own damn fault. Don’t be like your grandma. Get The Annihilator. Then get another for your grandma.
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Shades Of Decay
The “Shades of Decay” coloring book is the perfect distraction for any kid stuck in the back of an SUV tearing ass down the highway from city to decrepit city. Take pride in them saying “Can I kill yet?” instead of annoying you with “Are We There Yet?”
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Backcountry Boiler
Using dead twigs, leaves or almost anything you find that burns, the Backcountry Boiler can boil up to 20oz. of water in under 5 minutes in its safe, low-impact, contained chimney. Beats cupping water in your hands over an open camp fire.
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