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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.


 

 
Camelbak Motherlode
This CamelBak is worn by US troops in battle to hold water and gear and nothing resembles the impending apocalypse more than the Afghan desert. With a 100oz. water bladder inside, you can tote your H2O right on your back like a man, and leave your canteen for the boy scouts.
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EBRA1_Pre
With a radiation sensor and 2 face masks this emergency bra offers more than just support. It offers protection. You may be embarrassed to wear a bra on your head but when you’re bouncing safely away from the from toxic fallout without a bra, nobody’s gonna be looking at your face.
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Zombie Max Ammo
The special effects of Hollywood are great for killing zombies. But let’s not forget “special” can mean retarded. Don’t be special. Stock up on these tried and true zombie-killing bullets.
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BMFirstAid
This small first aid kit by Best Made is one functional piece of art. With everything you need to treat your wounds after a knife fight, it’s less Picasso and more back-alley tattoo parlor. Constructed out of solid American steel this sexy little box is sure to outlast you.
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lysol
You’ve got your gun to protect you from predators, your knife to protect you from humans, your bat to split the skulls of zombies, and your Trucker’s Friend to protect you from all of the above. So how dumb would you feel if it was a measly E. Coli bacteria that took you out?
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WWZ
Where would we file this? Fiction? Non-Fiction? Reference? When a pack of rotting zombies is outside your window doing more than just the Thriller dance, I’ll let you decide. Buy this book and learn the phrase “What would Max Brooks do?”
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