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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Leap over zombies with the greatest of ease!

Poweriser Jumping Stilts

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.


 

 
Goggles
These SWAT TEC Tactical Goggles are anti-fogging and impact resistant. Not only will they protect your face and eyes from the concentrated UV rays beaming through what used to be our ozone layer, but they’re tinted so nobody can see you cry if you stub your toe.
$19
Via Amazon
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KatadynPocketFilter
If I have to explain why you’ll need a light weight, portable water filter after the undead have taken over civilization then I might as well tie you to a tree and put a sign around your neck that reads “Free Zombie Buffet.”
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SmallGame
We all know that we’re not gonna be able to walk into a Burger King and order up a Whopper when society crumbles. We shouldn’t be doing it now. But WTF? They do it our way and I like options - so heres a few we thought to share.
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lightcap
Perfect for any tent-bound survivor wanting to thumb through the Zombie Survival Guide after dark.This solar powered LED cap screws on to any standard 2.25” water bottle giving you the ability to turn your life source into your light source. See what we did there?
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Damascus Body Armor
Whether you’re guarding your compound against a rogue team of "law enforcement", or in the front row at a Justin Beiber concert, you’re gonna want to more than that Cosby sweater for protection. Check out this full body armor suit. You can even swap the “Police” nameplate for a “Belieber” one if you’d like.
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survivallove
The jugs of water and loaded shotguns by your front door are probably a big turn off to any woman you bring home from eHarmony, but there are women out there who will understand. Those women are at SurvivalistSingles.com. Some of these lovely ladies even have bugout bags that’ll make your kit look like a purse.
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