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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Leap over zombies with the greatest of ease!

Poweriser Jumping Stilts

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.


 

 
Damascus Body Armor
Whether you’re guarding your compound against a rogue team of "law enforcement", or in the front row at a Justin Beiber concert, you’re gonna want to more than that Cosby sweater for protection. Check out this full body armor suit. You can even swap the “Police” nameplate for a “Belieber” one if you’d like.
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If anyone knows about surviving a SHTF situation, it’s the fine folks who survived the fall of Communism and the fallout of Chernobyl. This Russian artist might have a name I can’t pronounce, but he’s got a wicked eye for making doomsday beautiful. Check out this amazing calendar of apocalypse pinups.
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Tactical Sammich
Just because the Zombies have taken over doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the finer things in life. Like shoving Honey BBQ Beef in your face. These Tactical Sammiches are under 300 calories and will sit on the shelf waiting for your mouth for up to 2 years. Unlike your lady.
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US Survival AR-7 Rifle
Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You're welcome.
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You’ve got your gun to protect you from predators, your knife to protect you from humans, your bat to split the skulls of zombies, and your Trucker’s Friend to protect you from all of the above. So how dumb would you feel if it was a measly E. Coli bacteria that took you out?
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TextNWalk
Gone are the days of looking up to see if you’re walking into an ambush while you text “LOL! :-) Zombie, K? BRB.” With the Type n Walk app on your iPhone your text screen is see through. It also makes texting while driving much safer.
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