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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Leap over zombies with the greatest of ease!

Poweriser Jumping Stilts

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.


 

 
HowToSpeakZombie
To save a buck, all post-apocalypse tech-support call centers will be staffed with super cheap zombies. And they don’t speak english too good. You could get upset, or get on with your call by learning How To Speak Zombie thanks to this book by Steve Mockus.
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Take Your Daughter To The Range Day
Why take your precious little angel to the office where that creepy guy in accounting always shows a little too much interest in her Barbies? This June 9th, take the day off and go to the range for a little father-daughter bonding and gunplay.
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Zombie Hat
To you and I, this looks like nothing more than an adorable hat. But to a brain-starved zombie, this looks like competition. And zombies hate competition. That’s why there are no zombies in professional sports. Protect your head with this plush decoy hat.
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LOTR Zombies
Lord of the Rank. Zombie Wars. Indiana Bones. The Princess Died. Neatoshop is your destination for the entire Zombie Cinema Poster series by Matt Busch. You'll find all your favorites... all your favorites and Twilight.
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Zombie Survival Kit Sardine Can
With 25 essential survival items in a pocket-sized container, this sardine can has everything you could want to live through an undead uprising. Well, everything except some sardines. And, until the zombies ascend from their graves, it'll look pretty badass sitting next to that Trucker's Friend on your mantle.
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Gerber Zombie Kit
Some would say this blade kit is sturdy, functional, convenient and a bunch of other boring shit. But we don't know those people. This kit is filled with the skull-crushing, liver piercing, fighting tools which could be the difference between your liberty, or being some sucker locked up in a FEMA camp.
$349
Via Gerber
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