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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Leap over zombies with the greatest of ease!

Poweriser Jumping Stilts

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.


 

 
Eton Microlink
The Etón self-powered radio, flashlight and charger gives you a connection back to the times when zombies were just fodder for hilarious websites. Use it to listen to emergency broadcasts or charge your iPod and play Angry Birds like you’re in the back of a zombie-free History class all over again.
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3d-audience
It’d be nice for us zurvivalists if every movie had at least one zombie in it. A few roving undead would totally spice up any movie with the word “Madea” in the title. But it’s unlikely to happen. That doesn’t mean we can’t glean some life saving skills studying other films Hollywood has to offer. [...]
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Geiger Counter Smart Phone
Photos, texting, internet, mail, blogging, gaming, turning your smart phone into a glowstick. Sure, there's an app for all that. But can any of those save your life? Other than the glowstick? The REAL RadiactivityCounter uses your camera sensor to warn you of nuclear fallout quicker than even your Twitter feed.
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Husqvarna Saw
I know it sounds like an Ikea dust ruffle, but the Husqvarna Clearing Saw is anything but. Wood, brush, spines, this ergo-dynamic edger can clear anything but your acne. With a litany of attachments it will cut through almost anything, including bone. So don’t use it to remove casts.
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2_8hours_later
2.8 Hours Later isn’t the prequel to 28 Days Later, so you can put your movie boner away. It’s a city-wide zombie chase that will prep you for the real thing in case the runners beat out the shamblers for the apocalypse. Dodging zombies while dodging traffic.
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ZombieCourse
We all love getting drunk and laughing about how we'd survive a zombie outbreak. Hey, it beats doing real work. Well, Michigan State University has taken the conversation one step further.
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