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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Leap over zombies with the greatest of ease!

Poweriser Jumping Stilts

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.


 

 
ShowerCurtain
Soap stains are the worst! Well, maybe second worst. This blood stained shower curtain is a great way to remind the kids that mommies don’t always last forever so they should give them lots of hugs while they can.
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ParatrooperFoldableBike
After the oil company CEOs join the ranks of the undead and gas production slams to a halt, youʼre gonna need a way of getting around. This collapsable mountain bike had a load capacity of 500 pounds, has ninja stealth capabilities and unfolds quicker than you can say “Oh fuck! Zombies!” with no tools required.
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Zombie Science Lecture 1Z
While the US still can’t decide whether or not global warming is real, our cousins across the pond are already planning for the very real near-future with an in-depth lecture series on the science of zombies. Check out the videos on zombiescience.co.uk and start planning your trip to the UK.
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Hotwire Motorcycle1
Motorcycles will be the fastest, most fuel efficient, easy to repair, lightweight escape vehicle for any type of urban attack. Don’t own a motorcycle? That’s ok. This video will show you that “ownership” is relative.
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TacMug
With Mil-Spec 1913 tactical rails, this Battle Mug has bigger balls than you do. You can attach night vision goggles, scopes, anything but a Christmas coozie. When you're navigating the apocalypse with this in hand, nobody will call you a “Pansy” when you order a Cinnamon Chai Half-Caf with lemon and honey.
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"Do Not Feed Zombies" Warning Sign
No smoking. Employees must wash hands. Don't drink the bleach. These signs are pointless. We get it. But "Do Not Feed Zombies?" It's safe to say that every one of us could use this reminder on a daily basis. And at under $2, you're a devil if you don't hang one up as a reminder to others.
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