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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Leap over zombies with the greatest of ease!

Poweriser Jumping Stilts

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.


 

 
Zombies: A Living History
Nestled in between redundant documentaries about Hitler, the History Channel finally decided to air some programming that could actually be of use to the living. Check out “Zombies: A Living History” to get an historic tutorial on the real threat of Zombies.
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DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive
You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.
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Skynet Alert
Storytellers have a longstanding role of inspiring innovation and technological breakthroughs. It's just a bummer when those innovations end up spawning armies of robotic drones to scour the earth of humanity. Shame on you, James Cameron. Get your homemade EMP bombs ready, people.
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Irish Blackthorn Walking Stick
Your grandpa survived decades of wars, economic depressions and a severe case of gout. He is now one of the only people left on the planet. He’s gone through a lot. But he’s falling apart. Give him a fighting chance with this weapons grade replica Blackthorn walking stick.
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handxbow
Have all the benefits of a crossbow right in the palm of your hand. Or, er, the back of your hand. This one-of-a-kind crossbow is lightweight but powerful. It shoots small bolts over 30ft with laser point accuracy. That’s right, it has a laser aim! So when you’re done killing zombies, you can unwind by teasing the cat.
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Camelbak Motherlode
This CamelBak is worn by US troops in battle to hold water and gear and nothing resembles the impending apocalypse more than the Afghan desert. With a 100oz. water bladder inside, you can tote your H2O right on your back like a man, and leave your canteen for the boy scouts.
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