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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Leap over zombies with the greatest of ease!

Poweriser Jumping Stilts

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.


 

 
Melee Mug
Every time I try to bash in a skull with a regular coffee mug, the cup swings back and busts my knuckles. But with the Melee Mug I can bash away with a steady grip. Look ma, no tears! The 20oz ceramic mug comes with a brass knuckles-style handle for a better grip whether you’re crushing skulls or sipping lattes.
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waterBOB Emergency Water Storage
Even if bathing was the only activity exercised in the family tub, you wouldn't want to drink out of it. When our water supply dries up, don't waste time agonizing over that grime caked to the porcelain. Throw a waterBOB in and store drinking water without worrying over how long your teenage son used to spend in the shower.
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ARG Zombies
t’s nice to see people using Kickstarter for something useful, instead of “Donate For My Dog Yoga Studio.” ARG Zombies is a unique gaming experience that uses your actual location to bring you and allies in the area into the same game. The future is here. Well, it can be. If you kick in a buck or two.
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barnett_predator_jumbo
When a rotting member of the undead is shambling toward you as you run your fingers along the bottom of an empty box of $15 cartridges, you’re gonna wish you’d shelled a few extra bucks for the precision Barnett Predator Crossbow with reusable arrows. Oh well. Hindsight is 20/20, right?
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Husqvarna Saw
I know it sounds like an Ikea dust ruffle, but the Husqvarna Clearing Saw is anything but. Wood, brush, spines, this ergo-dynamic edger can clear anything but your acne. With a litany of attachments it will cut through almost anything, including bone. So don’t use it to remove casts.
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BelleHopAlarm
This Travel Door Alarm is more reliable than a fist full of Ambien for a worry-free, full night’s sleep. It fits almost any door and is armed with a piercing 91dB alarm sure to wake you up and scare away any intruder looking to spoon with you against your will.
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