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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.


 

 
RothcoHelmet
This is the same helmet riot squads wear for protection. And we’ve never heard of a SWAT team member’s brains being eaten by a zombie. We're not saying it’s definitely because of the helmet, but we're not saying it isn’t.
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Wall O Spam
“Make sure you have at least a month’s worth of food on the ready at all times.” Sounds like good advice. Unfortunately your neighbors have been stockpiling a month’s supply of bullets. You'll want to have a solid stockpile plan in place.
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RedCrossHelp
This is something you shouldn’t need an apocalypse preparation website to tell you: GO GET YOUR FIRST AID TRAINING. You don’t want your family to die in an accident because you couldn’t pull yourself away from a kick ass Call Of Duty session.
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Never Sleep Alone Bedset
The Never Sleep Alone Bed Set reminds you that even though human women think you're weird, the undead like you just the way you are. And if you do happen to find a woman who loves your strange ways, she'll appreciate this work of art more than those Ghostbusters sheets you have now.
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Goggles
These SWAT TEC Tactical Goggles are anti-fogging and impact resistant. Not only will they protect your face and eyes from the concentrated UV rays beaming through what used to be our ozone layer, but they’re tinted so nobody can see you cry if you stub your toe.
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Via Amazon
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walkingmadmen
AMC's Mad Men meets AMC's The Walking Dead in this hilarious spoof that highlights all our favorite nuances and inconsistencies in both universes. Rick Grimes vs. Zombie Don Draper. Who do you think wins this matchup? We've witnessed the match-up and can honestly say we see no clear victor.
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