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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Leap over zombies with the greatest of ease!

Poweriser Jumping Stilts

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.


 

 
TacMug
With Mil-Spec 1913 tactical rails, this Battle Mug has bigger balls than you do. You can attach night vision goggles, scopes, anything but a Christmas coozie. When you're navigating the apocalypse with this in hand, nobody will call you a “Pansy” when you order a Cinnamon Chai Half-Caf with lemon and honey.
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zombieharness
Fuel is one of those things that's going to be scarce come Z-Day. But road kill and water doesn't have to be, which is all the fuel your new ride requires. Wave at all the suckers stranded on the side of the road, resting in the shade of a Hummer, as your best friend effortlessly drags you along.
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UTA_Refill Adapter
When your water reservoir runs dry and you’re on the move, you’re gonna need a way to quickly fill-up and duck out. This Source Tube + UTA kit adapts to almost any water source so you can top off without removing your pack. This UTA is way better for survivors than a UTI.
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JakPak_Preview
The JakPak isn’t what you’re thinking, dirty boy. It’s a jacket, sleeping bag and tent all in one. Waterproof, full body protection and mosquito netting makes this the perfect jacket for those hard nights hiding in the woods. Or for those rough nights when you pass out on your lawn.
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TextNWalk
Gone are the days of looking up to see if you’re walking into an ambush while you text “LOL! :-) Zombie, K? BRB.” With the Type n Walk app on your iPhone your text screen is see through. It also makes texting while driving much safer.
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RothcoHelmet
This is the same helmet riot squads wear for protection. And we’ve never heard of a SWAT team member’s brains being eaten by a zombie. We're not saying it’s definitely because of the helmet, but we're not saying it isn’t.
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