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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.


 

 
JakPak_Preview
The JakPak isn’t what you’re thinking, dirty boy. It’s a jacket, sleeping bag and tent all in one. Waterproof, full body protection and mosquito netting makes this the perfect jacket for those hard nights hiding in the woods. Or for those rough nights when you pass out on your lawn.
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ParatrooperFoldableBike
After the oil company CEOs join the ranks of the undead and gas production slams to a halt, youʼre gonna need a way of getting around. This collapsable mountain bike had a load capacity of 500 pounds, has ninja stealth capabilities and unfolds quicker than you can say “Oh fuck! Zombies!” with no tools required.
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Flemish Giant Rabbit
Rabbits make great pets, but they make even better rabbit jerky. Oversized, full of fuzz, and a ton of love. Just like my ex-wife. Except I’d get in trouble if I ever made my wife into a stew. As much as I wanted to.
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Damascus Body Armor
Whether you’re guarding your compound against a rogue team of "law enforcement", or in the front row at a Justin Beiber concert, you’re gonna want to more than that Cosby sweater for protection. Check out this full body armor suit. You can even swap the “Police” nameplate for a “Belieber” one if you’d like.
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Mossberg 500 JIC
At some point the government is gonna round us all up and put computer chips in what’s left of our brains after they’ve given us all lobotomies. It’s in the subtext of the constitution. Protect your cranium with this JUST-IN-CASE Series survival rifle and kit.
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Map of the Dead
While we're particularly averse to Zombie Survival Plans that include bunkering down at the local Costco, we do see the strategic merit in stopping by on the way out of town for a smash and grab run. Make your planning easier with this awesome new resource - Map of the Dead.
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