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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.


 

 
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The jugs of water and loaded shotguns by your front door are probably a big turn off to any woman you bring home from eHarmony, but there are women out there who will understand. Those women are at SurvivalistSingles.com. Some of these lovely ladies even have bugout bags that’ll make your kit look like a purse.
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Riot Shield
The great thing about this durable, polycarbonate police shield is, not only does it have full torso protection in case a riot breaks out over the last known food supply, but it also doubles as a toboggan.
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Hotwire Motorcycle1
Motorcycles will be the fastest, most fuel efficient, easy to repair, lightweight escape vehicle for any type of urban attack. Don’t own a motorcycle? That’s ok. This video will show you that “ownership” is relative.
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Corsair-Flash-Survivor-0
Waterproof, shock resistant, and 32GB large the Corsair Flash Survivor is the only thumb drive you’ll need to grab all those precious photos and get out of the house in a hurry. Unless you wanna try to outrun a pack of zombies with your arms full of picture frames.
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JakPak_Preview
The JakPak isn’t what you’re thinking, dirty boy. It’s a jacket, sleeping bag and tent all in one. Waterproof, full body protection and mosquito netting makes this the perfect jacket for those hard nights hiding in the woods. Or for those rough nights when you pass out on your lawn.
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Car Gun Mount
With Gum Creek’s Vehicle Handgun Mount you’ve got protection where you want it most: your crotch. Able to strap on to any steering column you can have your piece on the ready in case of an apocalyptic highway ambush, or some Fiat cuts you off tomorrow.
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