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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.


 

 
Bear Grylls Adventure Shirt
When it comes to survival, fire, clean water and weapons all pale in comparison to a Bear Grylls adventure shirt. Wear this comfortable button-down and channel your inner Bear to survive on nothing but pine cones and goat piss during the apocalypse, with the dashing style of a TV celebrity.
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ZombieSafeHouse
They call it a house, but we see a fortress. From zombies to crazy ex-girlfriends, this architectural beauty will protect you from most doomsday scenarios. The perfect home to ride out the apocalypse or just hunker down in and cook meth.
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Zombie Combat Manual
You wouldn't put together a kitchen from Ikea without a manual, so why would you go into combat without one? The Zombie Combat Manual is a comprehensive guide to zombie melee survival. Buy it, then finish that kitchen.
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Mobile Land Fortress
I'm sure you already have a tank in your garage. But does it have room for five with a bumpin' system? Doubtful. Check out this mobile land fortress for the only party tank on the market.

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Take a look at your zombie apocalypse survival team. Because if any of the following five types are sitting around the lantern, you are in deep shit, buddy.
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Crovel
This tool does it all. You can split the skull of an attacker, dig his grave, saw down a tree for a coffin, nail it together, then cut up a chicken to serve at his funeral all using just the Crovel Extreme. Chicken and coffin nails sold separate.
$109
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