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Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

Lighter-Shaped Pepper Spray

This lighter-shaped pepper spray is the perfect accessory for blinding would-be attackers. It can also serve as a great reminder for smokers to carry their own supply and stop bumming their fire and smokes from you.

DashDrive Waterproof and Shockproof Hard Drive

DashDrive Waterproof Hard Drive

You can test your current back-up drive to see if it would have survived Hurricane Katrina by throwing it in the toilet, or you can be positive that all your precious cat pictures are secure with this Military-Spec, water and shockproof 1TB external drive by DashDrive. Now you and your memories can both survive ZDay.

ZDay Survival HD

ZDay Survival Simulator HD for iPad

Choose Your Own Adventure books are for children. iPads are for adults. Which is why when you use the ZDay Survival Simulator for your iPad or iPhone, you’re not playing games like a child. You’re studying, like an adult.

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

US Survival AR-7 Rifle

Every piece of this US Survival AR-7 Rifle by Henry collapses down to fit inside its waterproof stock, in case you were pondering a good way to sneak your weapon past the militia line. You’re welcome.

Leap over zombies with the greatest of ease!

Poweriser Jumping Stilts

Most of us jumped off our roofs when we were kids. But how many of us tried jumping ONTO our roofs? Answer: only the idiots. But with these Jumping Stilts by Poweriser, those idiots’ dreams could become a reality.

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

Bear Archery Crusader Bow Kit

There’s no way your daughter is gonna survive the upcoming Hunger Games if she doesn’t practice her bow work. This $30.00 archery kit is the best way for her to hone up on her killing skills. Otherwise, you might as well give her $30.00 for whorin’ clothes.


 

 
Melee Mug
Every time I try to bash in a skull with a regular coffee mug, the cup swings back and busts my knuckles. But with the Melee Mug I can bash away with a steady grip. Look ma, no tears! The 20oz ceramic mug comes with a brass knuckles-style handle for a better grip whether you’re crushing skulls or sipping lattes.
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YouTube is taking on television by funding high-quality, original, new programming on their site. Weird right? A billion dollar company paying its contributors? Wild. And with high-quality YouTube programming available on every computer, iPod and smartphone, they just might give television a run for its money.
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SpikeHammer_Preview
Joerg Sprave’s high powered, counter-weighted, combination slingshot-spike hammer comes equipped with a skull ejector to help solve that age old problem “If I smash a zombie skull with a spike hammer, how do I get the spike out?”
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Car Gun Mount
With Gum Creek’s Vehicle Handgun Mount you’ve got protection where you want it most: your crotch. Able to strap on to any steering column you can have your piece on the ready in case of an apocalyptic highway ambush, or some Fiat cuts you off tomorrow.
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Flemish Giant Rabbit
Rabbits make great pets, but they make even better rabbit jerky. Oversized, full of fuzz, and a ton of love. Just like my ex-wife. Except I’d get in trouble if I ever made my wife into a stew. As much as I wanted to.
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LockNLoadJava
If a can of Folgers and a bucket of steroids had a baby, that child would be Lock-n-Load Java. Their signature smooth, premium coffee is the perfect combat blend. Toss out that ground up dirt and use that Folgers can how it was meant: as a chamberpot.
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